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MEN: Become 500 times sexier by being British and having absurdly high cheekbones.

elementaryitsbiggerontheinside:

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I’ll marry a person who knows how I take my
tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

Now the aliens will definitely kill us.


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I did, actually, have to ask a limo driver once. I got home, and nobody was in the house, and my zip was up to here. I shut the door and I was like, ‘Oh God, I’m going to be sleeping in this dress all night long!’ I went back outside and was like, ‘Look, I’m really sorry, and I promise you this will - I will not mention this to anybody.’ And of course..I am…right now…. ‘But would you mind coming in my house and undoing my zipper?’ Then he comes in and goes, ‘I’m sorry, but can I have a picture?’

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— can we take a moment and imagine what was going through the limo driver’s head as Gillian Anderson uttered the words come into my house and unzip my dress.

come into my house and unzip my dress

  • COME INTO MY HOUSE AND UNZIP MY DRESS

come INTO my HOUSE and UNZIP MY [FUCKING] DRESS

*dead*

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